Matt Gerber
12/22/2015
Matt Gerber

Lyrics

TEXT FROM SANTA - Matt Gerber

 

Got a text from Santa,

It said he's leaving the North Pole,

It's been a very busy year,

And the sleigh's completely full.

He said he'd send me updates as they went along the way,

But I wish Santa wouldn't  text and sleigh.

 

Got a text from Santa,

Said the reindeer are upset,

He got a bit distracted,

And they nearly hit a jet.

Well I'm just glad to hear that everybody is ok,

But I wish Santa wouldn't  text and sleigh.

 

Jingle tone, Toblarone,

Even Santa's got a smart phone,

And there's an app on his mobile device,

Telling him who's naughty and who's nice.

 

Got a text from Santa,

It said he'd be here in a spell,

He's "Looking forward to the cookies,"

"(And rum and eggnog!) LOL!"

I'll put the cookies on a plate, but I'll hide the rum away,

'Cause I know Santa shouldn't drink and sleigh.

 

Jingle tone, Toblarone,

Even Santa's got a smart phone,

And there's an app on his mobile device,

Telling him who's naughty and who's nice.

Yes it's telling him who's naughty and who's nice.

So tweet carefully my friends is my advice.

Matt Gerber
Matt Gerber
Matt Gerber
Written by Matt Gerber

Story

Recorded live at Hugh's Room in Toronto, as part of a SongStudio Showcase.

Lyrics

Don't get me ma-a-a-a-a-a-ad,
Don't get me ma-a-a-a-a-a-ad,
Don't get me ma-a-a-a-a-a-ad,
Don't get me ma-a-a-a-a-a-ad,
Oh, I'm Mr. Furious.
 
Don't give me the bad news,
I don't like the bad news,
Don't give me the finger,
I'll give you a boot to the head!
Oh, I'm Mr. Furious.
 
Don't get me .........
 
Stop pushing my buttons,
My temperature's rising,
I'm going to let off steam,
In the form of a fist to your face!
Oh, I'm Mr. Furious.
 
So don't get me .........

Link to CBC Radio Artists Page

http://music.cbc.ca/#/artists/Matt-Gerber